My Life, My Pace

Here's a funny message which got forwarded to my email~
It's funny~ Check it out =P

Before marriage.....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.

June 23 '08:

Memoir..

Last night was a very tiring, aching, sticky and smelly (due to excessive sweating =P) night..
I'll start ranting from the moment I entered office~

My boss asked me to un-crumple a roll of paper stream and I looked at her with wide eyes~ because the stream was about 10 meters in length~
but what can I do.. so I started un-crumpling the stream~ It took me two whole hours to do it =.="

Then there's practically nothing to do other than waiting for the delivery van workers to come to transfer the Skin Food props to MidValley~
After the van workers came, I hang around the office for awhile to wait for my boss and colleagues for dinner~
After dinner me and Daniel went to 1U to waste some time at the arcade while waiting for 10.30, so that we could fetch our boss and head to MidValley to do the display setup which is in the North Court~

We started to place and decorate the display case with the props we brought and with the products the client brought~
It took us a whole four hours, from 11.30pm till 3.30am to finish it with a satisfying outcome for the client~
Actually we could be done with it fast if it's not for the client~
"oh, it's too dull", "it's too cluttered", "it's too empty", "it's this", "it's that"~ Pay so little wanna request so much~ bunch of kiam siap ppl~

During the process of decorating the display case~
There's this weird space-like sound coming from the inside of MidValley but dunno where is it from~
So when my boss and the clients went out for a smoke, I went to look around for the sound, and I found it =P it's actually the palm reading machine thing~
So I just switch it off and peace at last =P

Dear Memoir,

Just now, I was just thinking of friends as a subject.
I used to have a group of great friends hanging out together for basketball and 'yam cha' session.
and I realize (long ago not only lately) that the 'group' seems to be thinning...
some friends moved on and new ones joins in...

When I msg them or sms them, they'll either reply "Hey yo man! Long time no c", dat's all... =.=" or no reply at all...

When the old ones moved on... it hurts knowing that we wouldn't see them as often anymore...
when the we meet new friends, we hope they'll be our next 'great group of friends'...
but when reality hits... we'll realize that we only have a handful of real friends...

recently, apart from my 3 best buddies, I've met 3 new friends thru d business brat (Martin). These 3 new friends are, a fatty producer (Joe), a retarded ninja (John), and a poisonous venom (Jian Hong). *Nicknames created courtesy of the business brat.*

to sum it up, we have 3 jokers joining our group and it doesn't seems that bad. at least we're getting good laughs every time we all meet up. Thanks to the presence of the retarded ninja, we have someone to joke about =P *thanks John*
aren't we bad? =P *note: no emotions or feelings were hurt during the meet up =P*

as the business brat seems to be retiring from speeding, I'm losing interest in flooring the pedal too... it's also because I want keep myself safe, so I can be with my 'someone' (Mart, I know u're either laughing or puking =P I know u well)

Anyways, cheers to my 3 best buddies and those 3 jokers =P

Dear memoir..... I've not wrote much on you frequently these days~
it's bcoz Blogger do not have application such as 'fluff', 'superpoke', & 'friends for sale'.....
I'm also feeling a lil' bad for paying so lil' attention to friendster.....
I'm sorry Friendster..... for treating you like a letter-box.....
but at d moment, u're one~ bcoz I'm only using your message feature these days.....

Nothing much happened nowadays.....
d only thing I look forward to is my 21st Birthday this coming Monday (14th April)!!!!
I meant d present n d party~ =P
A lot of peepz might think that turning 21 means u have total freedom~
NooOOooOOoo~
it's nothing like dat unless u're a "yee sai jo"~
translation; those lye down shake leg, open hands take money from parents peepz~ =P
sorry if I'm too straightforward~

anyway, like I was saying~
turning 21 doesn't mean total freedom or clubbing 24/7~
it means more responsibility~ more burden~
people will start expecting much from u~
to be a more responsible person, to be mature~
to be more respectful n more respect for others~
n of coz, dat also mean if u broke d law, u'll get sued in court like an adult~
u're ain't a juvenile anymore!! wake up!!

lol~ too much~ =P
*sigh* can't believe I'm already 21..... so fast~
I could still recall my high school days~ so carefree~
but, no matter~ although I'm 21, I dun look 21~ so I dun feel old at all =P
people still says I still have a teen look (17/18/19)..... serious wei~

but seriously~
it's damn 'sien' nowdays.....
lepak @ McD, going 1U n Cineleisure for movies, go cyber cafe,
hangout @ Starbucks, go MidValley / Gardens, Pavilion, n making nite trips up Genting juz for tea n d air~
sigh~ I think d next time, we'll go over to Mart's to shabu-shabu 3am in d morning~
dat'll be something different~ =P

Anyway, I think I'll sign off here..... hope u've enjoyed reading this lame entry~ Cheers all~!!

Dear Memoir,

It's been a long time since I wrote on u~ =P
wateva.

anyway, there's quite a few new stuffs that happened the past few days.
We went to d Colbie Caillat's concert @ Laundry Bar, The Curve.
we were standing on the second floor bridge while waiting for the concert to start,
then we saw a couple of guards coming our way and Colbie Caillat just walked past right in front of us just like that *click*~
and I thought it's juz "another AngMo~",
then a few seconds later I was like "OMG, it was Colbie Caillat!!"
I took her for another AngMo... *sweat* lol~

We were expecting her to sing her famous hit ~Bubbly~ as the first song,
but she sang "Realize" instead.. so, we waited~
then she kept on singing other of her songs...
we were hungry... so we were like "wateva"~
we went to Kenny Rodgers, ordered our dinner, then only she sang ~Bubbly~
we were like "wat the fish~ =.=' "
anyway, we just sat there, listening to the echo of ~Bubbly~...
and then we ciao-ed...

that basically sums up the concert...

a few days passed and I found Cabal~
woo~ nice online game... but after a few days... sien~

Mart have been taking his nephew out to cyber-cafe every Saturday...
and sometimes if my work is done early, I'll go there n "own" them on CS~
wahahahaha~ oops... =p

I went to Times Square the other day for the Cabal official opening~
I knew kl was famous among the "lala and ah-lians"~
dun ask me why they're called "lala"~ I dun even know wat it means...
all I know is they usually hav hair that covers one side of their eyes, dye-ed with outstanding colors, dresses up like a Jap (with those spiked collar, long chain hanging from their pants, u get d idea)...
FYI, lala is for males, and ah-lian for females...

and what I was trying to say was, Times Square have became a nest for them~
it's like a zoo of all kinds~ I'm so bad =P *forgive me*

anyway, it's wayyyyy boring there @ d event...
not to say boring, but there's just nothing to do other than getting a goodie bag...
looking at other players showing off their high level characters...
and waiting for the lucky draw to start... which we won none...
so, we head back to PJ~ ahh~ Sanctuary~ =P
I feel so lucky to be brought up in PJ... I'm being bad again... rite? lol~

that concludes another "interesting" day...

and here we come to last night's event...
nothing much to talk about actually...
just that Mart invited a college friend of our's for tea @ Syed Abu, Atria...
he invited that guy bcoz he kept pissing Mart off by talking about:
1) 7 Series BMW with a Supra engine...
2) a kancil with 12" tires and a L2 engine dat could whoop a Satria GSR

Mart asked him to bring his BMW with Supra engine out for him to see... but that guy just showed up with his L2 Kancil...
we sat @ Syed Abu for a while talking nonsense..
but I could feel that Mart was trying to "jha" him~
and Bosely told us he had encountered accident 6 times...
and he sounded like he's proud of it... *sweat*
after our friend, Jeremy came, we sat for a lil' while and hopped into Bosely's L2 Kancil and took a spin~
I recorded d whole thing~ but Mart forbids me to post it on YouTube bcoz his voice sounded weird on recordings~ sad...

after riding with Bosely... then we found out why he had 6 times accident...
firstly, he do not know how to take racing line yet he wants to speed...
secondly, he jerks the car too much...
and lastly, he shifts to neutral during fourth gear!! wat the fish?!
we then stopped @ d Petronas near our college to have a look wat's underneath the hood of Bosely's Kancil..
he had a inter-cooller and a fist-sized turbo installed... not bad for a Kancil~

we head back to Syed Abu and ride in Mart's Perdana,
he sped up to 150 to da Shell @ d highway leading to Tropicana...
it only took him 5 mins from Atria to dat Shell station...
he pumped 30 bucks, popped up his hood, n started "lecturing" us about car...
he revved a bit for us hear how his engine n exhaust sounded..
n so happened a guy who is driving a "Scooby" (Subaru) was nearby...
I think Mart provoked him with his revving, so dat guy sped off loudly after pumping petrol~
Mart... he "owned" u 'gau gau'~ LoL
we then head back to Syed Abu, and that wraps up another day...

I know it's not dat interesting but at least for me it is...
something different from sitting @ McD for hours...
anyway, hope you all had a better time than me, cheers!!

Dis Sunday was pretty interesting~
at least I wasn't being "lifeless" @ home waiting for someone to call me out~
Mart supposed to picked me up by 10am, but he was 5mins late..
but, I was 10mins late bcoz I juz woke up when he arrive @ my house.. =P
hey~ it was Sunday, wat do u expect from a healthy 20yrs old??
actually, my alarm rang a few times, I managed to woke up..
to switch off da alarm dat is..

LoL~ anyway, we managed to get to 1U before 10.30am bcoz Mart has booked for his car to be wash @ 1U.. Da car wash will take about 4~5 hours, long rite?!
and he paid RM 165 for da car wash.. wtf rite?!
We then went to McD for breakfast and after dat to GSC to purchase tickets to watch 10,000 B.C.
Then, I went to da arcade to bust some zombies in House of the Dead 4..
but instead I got busted by zombies in Stage 2.. sigh~ lost 6 bucks playing HotD 4..
then with the remaining two tokens.. I played Daytona.. alone~ Mart juz watched..

We went to da Thai massage parlor after dat.. which was our main purpose for 2day..
We booked for a massage @ 12.30pm.. bcoz it was momentarily full..
we hav 30mins before da massage.. so we went n walked around.. and around..
we checked out the F1 roadshow which was held in da Center Court.
then we went to Genki sushi for green tea..
although I've juz ate my breakfast.. but I took a plate of sushi as a snack~

Then, we went for our massage..
we went in, sat down.. drank a ginseng tea they gave us..
took out our shoes and they guide us to da sorta bed thingy~
Mart wanted to take out his shirt but I didn't.. so he didn't too~ LoL~
then da masseur came and asked us to lay down on da 'chair'~
she started off wif da 'shoulder squeeze' which made me squeal..
bcoz it's my first time experiencing massage~ pitiful eh?

I thought I was supposed to be soothing, soft, & relaxing~
but it was tense, hard, & pain.. juz da starting..
then when I got used to it.. it was really good!!
it relaxes all da muscles and joints..
I loved the part where she pull my hand back while her knees stab my back and she pulled till my back cracked~ woo~ syok!!
I loved da head massage too..
I think I'll try da foot reflexology next time~

Then I waited for Mart outside da parlor bcoz he started later than me~
when Mart came out, we sat there for a while exchanging our massage experience..
he said his masseur was a bit too young & inexperience..
he said mine should be ok bcoz my masseur was around late early 40s..
but he said I made too much noise~ LoL~
wat do u expect from a first-timer~?

We then met up wif Joyee~ Mart's pet-sis~
we had a drink @ Robert Harris till our show started @ 2.30pm..
she didn't join us bcoz she doesn't want to watch 10,000 B.C.
so, we went separate ways..
10,000 B.C. is a good movie~ meaningful.. but predictable~
overall.. it's about 10,000 B.C. peepz~ obviously~
I'll juz say it's nice and u should watch it if you like adventurous movies~
lazy to explain~ go wiki it if u wanna know~

after da movie~ we met up wif Joyee again..
and we went to Carl's Jr. to have our lunch.. but only I ate~
Although it was double da price of McD but da burger was also double da size of McD~ drinks are free refill too!!
sat there till around 6pm to accompany Joyee bcoz her transport only came by 6~
then we went to visit Mart's friend, John, who is working in a computer shop~
I saw an armband for my iPod Nano which was priced RM45~
I then asked John is he could give me at a cheaper price~
he told me to wait and I got it for half da price!! LoL~

Needed that armband so I could go for my morning jog while listening to my fav playlist~
but I still need to look for a pair of Nike+ shoes and a Nike+ iPod transmitter..
if I could monitor da amount of calories burned and my jog distance it'll make my morning jog a more effective and fruitful one~
Well~ dat's all for my Sunday~ hope yours was as good as mine too or maybe even better~ Cheers!!

Nothing has been really happening lately~
juz da usual hanging out @ CentrePoint McD.
but recently went to Breaker @ Sri Hartamas to play some pool, have a few drinks & chill out.
Went to MidValley with Jeremy last Sunday afternoon..
he picked me up and had my lunch nearby before going MV.
I intro him to my hair salon for re-styling his hair.

Man, did he became more muscular within weeks!!
he's like my personal trainer/advisor now~ =p

Other than these few stuffs~
there's practically nothing new happening in my life..
but it's not all cons..
da perks is that I get to rest more!! or I should say.. I get to sleep more =p
and of coz I get to spend more time with my grandfather~
I don't know why.. but I feel that within this year.. something big is gonna happen..
No, I'm not talking about da Malaysia or America presidential election..
Sigh.. anyway, as time goes by, maybe we'll see what da big thing is.. or maybe it'll be nothing at all..
As for now~ I'll juz go wif da flow~ Cheers all~!!

Woo~ blog update!! blog update!! =P
Heh~ a bit high bcoz I'm damn bored!! n lonely~

*sob*

Da past few days @ least I hav Xenogears to occupy my free lonely time..
I welcome who wants to occupy my free lonely time, GIRLS ONLY!! =P
sigh.. I've finally finished playing Xenogears within a week..
can't bliv how lifeless I am..
It's suppose to be 60 ~ 70+ hours worth of gaming!!
n I finished it in a week??!! wtf??!!
While everyone is out wif their partners.. I'm @ home lifeless-ing~
I'm not dat lifeless actually.. went out wif my frens to watch "Jumper" last friday~
It was a great movie!! Da 'guy-rescue-girl' kinda stuffs only wif teleport ability..

*sob*

@ least he has a girl to rescue..
Damn!! y don't Blogger add a emoticon function.. den I could add in my fav emoticon.. da "sobbing" emo.. like Windows Messenger =P
seriously.. my life have been damn boring & stone for da past few weeks..
da days passed by so fast.. I dun even know wat was I doing when da days passed.. oh yea, playing Xenogears =P ~

Anyway, wat I wanted to say is.. my days passed by without anything interesting happen..
sigh.. I gotta get rid of my "talking-to-girl-phobia" & my "meeting-new-peepz-phobia"..
I got dis thing about girls dat when I'm around them, I'm F***ing shy!!
and when I'm around strangers, let's say, my fren's fren who I dunno, I dunno how to start a conversation!! WTF??!!
I'll only start to loosen up when THEY start a conversation wif me..
only then, I'll feel accepted in da group & I can loosen up..

*sob*

I'm a sad case.. sigh~ n my 21st bday is coming up in April~
Anyway, I hope things will be better by then........ I hope~
I hope I'll be better.. socially..

Lately.. when I've nothing to do..
I would think about my "timeline".. means.. wat've happened so far..
Firstly, I can't bliv I'm about to be 21!! holy crap!!
Responsibilities r closing in.. syok~ not!!
Fell hopelessly in love, n have been disappointed till I lost hope.. ain't da 1st time..

*sob*

maybe I'm juz no good wif girls..
So~ as da result,
self-confidence: -50%
self-esteem: -50%

*sob*

As for now.. I guess I'll juz concentrate on my work n work~ Cheers all~

It's been a long time since I've updated my blog..
Well~ guess I'll juz rant about how boring it has been for the past few days..

I've rant about how boring it was CNY for me and also not to mention Valentine's..
I muz b really lifeless you would think..
Well, wateva it is.. Yes, you may say i'm lifeless but couldn't help it..
So, keep it to yourself..
It seems dat I'm keen to instrumental music nowadays..
especially those by Pachelbel & Richard Clayderman..
I find da sound of piano is quite relaxing..
Helps me to clear my mind..

However~ dat still do not clear my mind of how farking boring it is..
Da only thing dat keeps me occupied now is playing back one of da best RPG game ever: Xenogears!! Love it!!
Lazy to elaborate about y I love it.. Juz go wiki it if u'r interested..

My iPod Nano is almost full..
Musics alone have taken 3/4 of da space & da Russell Peter's comedy clip has taken da rest of da space..
Which now my iPod has only a remaining of 84MB..
Dat damn video clip took a whooping 450MB!! wtf~?!
but it's worth it though..
If u hav constipation probs, juz watch dat video while u'r at it, & u'll laugh ur crap off!! Serious!! but it's not dat I've tried it.. fark u Mart!! Stop imagining!!

Anyway, during work days, I'm only looking forward to Friday~
bcoz my friend, who only wants to b known as Kz, only comes in during Fridays..
He's still studying.. n is only free on Fridays..
Also it's bcoz da next day is Saturday!! which means I could catch up all da snores I lost during my weekday 10.30pm ~ 3.30/4am gaming (Xenogears) regime..
I know I'm working but da game is too tempting..
Woo~ I've wrote a long entry.. I'll juz leave it here.. Well, till next time~ Cheers!!

I always loved CNY but this year is an exception..
one of da reason is I received damn lil' angpows.. wtf??!!
wat happened to all my relatives??
although they're scattered around da world doesn't mean they can't fly back here rite??
Anyway, da main reason is this CNY is damn sien...........................
sien till I can't be anymore sien-ner than I could be..

of coz da CNY eve & first day we have to spend it wif our families..
dat was still ok~ at least I got to make up da time I lost wif some of my cousins..
I hav lots of cousins but I only managed to spend my time wif 2 of my cousins..
we played Medal of Honor to make up our lost moments together~ wonderful eh?
most of my cousins are studying aboard.. some r graphic designers, animators, doctors, etc. etc.
when I went to my 4th uncle's house to 'pai lin' (visit).. I heard one of my aunt said that she've discovered our family's past histories and it lead to da Qin Dynasty..
she says she'll do more research and may even set-up our family's website..
LoL~ I could imagine our family having our very own "Friendster".

Anyway, yea, back to da main topic.. dis CNY is damn sien..
me and my friends met up a few times in da CNY week @ various places such as our usual spot, McD Centrepoint, it's bcoz they give free refills =P
Sometimes our friend brought other friends along, so we juz chit-chatted and I was trying to enlarge my circle of friends.
We even went up to Genting to visit my friend's friend juz to yam cha (hav tea) @ da Starbucks or @ da mamak..
We also went up to Ampang's Lookout Point juz to have a drink while enjoying da nice KL view bcoz da cafe is up on a mountain.. but we didn't enjoy da KL view most of da time bcoz we were enjoying da view of da girls there..
and it also reminded some of us how lonely we are bcoz most of da customers there are couples.. sigh~~ sad~~

And bcoz of dat, once again I'm reminded dat I've to spend Valentine's Day alone once again..
I'm getting used to this as I've never spent a Valentine's Day wif anyone special before.. bcoz I think I'm a failure in dis getting a gf stuffs.. or maybe it's juz bcoz I'm not brave enuf to ask a girl out.. ah~ wateva..
Anyway, to conclude it for CNY and Valentine's Day.. It's damn stone and lonely..
So, to those who have their special someone, treasure da relationship!! Cheers~